The Boy : Plays the basserectomiser

Eats so many Milky Bars his crap is actually white. It's scary. Not that we actively monitor his fecal extractions but those certain people good enough to drain his gutter have told us of this unusual rear end malarkey. We shall be watching his colon with vim, vigour and a touch of gusto too.

hooper dRives the boat studio. (Cheap hookers just out of shot) Before you say "That's only crap in a bed" well you'd be right. How the hell can we afford decent stuff in this white collar neck of the woods. We sit, like an igloo of peasantry in vast, barren landscape of affluence. And effluence.

Le geeeetr

This multi stringed tool of doom can do stuff. Sorry to get technical.

Si, that drumming man. I can't remember where we were. But we probably wished we weren't there. It's a good bet it was a Wetherspoons, it has cheap drinks. How bad is it that we say our regular drinking hole is an outlet of the character devoid conglomerate, there are better pubs in the area but democracy is a wonderful thing so we always end up in spoons for the cheap booze. Yes it is as boring as it sounds.

Our totally inspiring logo. Who needs five years of html, 3 years of ps2 and a one year asbo. But words are a gift, the gentle art of semantics is one law that authority figures cannot wrench from us, even though they try to alter, dumb down and restrict the use of said words we shall prevail. And try to keep them out of the gutter that many in our society seem desperate to trawl into the filth. Not rude or crude words as they will always have a place in our world but nonsensical neanderthalic drawls like "Bling" that we should try and dispose of from the rich in heritage cross cultural epic that is our language.

There's nothing better than seeing young american men being forced to cross dress by their mothers.

Holy Hard On Batman! Your Arse Looks Great In Tights!

Of course these are merely figureheads for an entire generation that believed in the triumph of good over evil. That same generation were raised on Pepe Le Pew cartoons who showed us that sexual harassment is funny. If you fancy a woman you should persue her, even if she runs away, even if she runs you over, even if she drops and anvil on your head you should still go after her. Of course the execs at certain studios are trying to update that format to fit the modern social hierarchy. Expect a new wealth of charcters built on this idea of sexual pursuit, coming soon to a studio near you - Rohypnol Raccoon and Date Rape Dog. Expect it, they have no morals.

South Park style dean (By Becky)

The Boy in the bath. Good advert for drinking in moderation. This was at Si's wedding and he got bladdered quickly and passed out in our bath. He managed to turn the tap on with his foot, wandered out the bathroom and down the hall before asking where the bathroom was. We quick to retaliate with "You just left it you berk". He then passed out on the floor. Good on him. There's nowt more enjoyable than being the only bright and cheerful bunny amongst a throng of hungover booze muppets.

Ray Harryhausen. He is legend. You've all seen his films. The guy who shocked and thrilled audiences with his claymation monsters which ranged from foolish to awesome. His skeletons rocked which appeared in many of his adventures but without a doubt his most accomplished work being Sinbad And The Eye Of The Tiger. It's usually on a couple of times a year, sandwiched between those damn Disney films from the 70's that either starred a young Jodie Foster, a young Kurt Russell or a really big dog. But by the time the quality Harryhausen films appear you've already sat through several hours of feeble american teen sitcoms which have sapped your will to live. You know the ones I mean Saved By the Bell, California Dreams but especially the angst ridden comi-drama of Hang Time. The basketball filth that shows everyone in the US to be clean cut, athletic, bleach teeth types that love and respect the flag, the bible and authoritarian figures. Naturally after watching this show you feel propelled into destroying that myth so every teenage american grabs a gun and goes postal mainly just to prove a point. All thanks to these vacuous shows. Don't believe me? Then is it mere coincidence that an anagram of California Dreams is "Old America Lies, NRA". Think about it.

dean on a telegraph pole. Yes, like all great plans they seemed a really good idea at the time. The rest of the story can wait for another time. When you've finished that sandwich.

See images like this and more that will offend everyone from the pope to Cyril Sneer from the Raccoons. The t-shirts this place sell are awesome and  don't know how they manage to get away with them time after time.

The man. The hoop. Our inspiration, our mentor, our fixer of shoes and eater of mongoose.